Title: Nuking the Flies
Ordinary houseflies can be killed by:
certain bacteria,
fly swatters,
hammers,
hand grenades,
500 pound bombs,
and Hydrogen Bombs.
Each of these weapons is extremely effective in Exterminating houseflies …
THE PROBLEM IS THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THE WEAPON SELECTED.
Thus, when faced with a Problem,
the Enlightened General
selects the Smallest Weapon which will Do the Job …
WITH THE FEWEST SIDE EFFECTS.
Or in short, “DON’T NUKE THE HOUSEFLIES.”
Robert Jorrie
1978